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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

“Everything is under control.”

★ 6.3 / 10 (453 votes)October 10, 2025113 minEN
Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Movie facts

Release dateOctober 10, 2025
StatusReleased
Runtime113 min
Rating★ 6.3 / 10
CertificationR
Original languageEnglish, Spanish
CountryUnited States of America
Budget$1,500,000
Revenue$1,709,642
ProductionA24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
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Director

Mary Bronstein

Writers

Mary Bronstein

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Cast

Rose ByrneRose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienConan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyA$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldDanielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnDelaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinMary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkIvy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergMark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanManu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterChristian SlaterFather
Eva KornetEva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyElla BeattyKate
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