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Mean Machine

“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”

★ 6.3 / 10 (672 votes)December 26, 200199 minEN
ComedyDrama

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Movie facts

Release dateDecember 26, 2001
StatusReleased
Runtime99 min
Rating★ 6.3 / 10
CertificationR
Original languageEnglish, Italian
CountryUnited Kingdom
Budget$2,750,000
Revenue$7,310,206
ProductionMarv
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Director

Barry Skolnick

Writers

Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Charlie Fletcher, Tracy Keenan Wynn

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Cast

Vinnie JonesVinnie JonesDanny Meehan
David KellyDavid KellyDoc
David HemmingsDavid HemmingsGovernor
Ralph BrownRalph BrownBurton
Vas BlackwoodVas BlackwoodMassive
Robbie GeeRobbie GeeTrojan
Geoff BellGeoff BellRatchett
John ForgehamJohn ForgehamSykes
Sally PhillipsSally PhillipsTracey
Danny DyerDanny DyerBilly the Limpet
Jason FlemyngJason FlemyngBob Likely
Jason StathamJason StathamMonk
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